Well, let me tell you friends, this ain't your momma's comedy. This here's a legendary night with the one and only Ron White. He'll be ripping those big names like they're brand new outta the oven, and you better believe there ain't no subject off limits. He's got a sayin' sharper than a knife, and he ain't afraid to use it.
- Get ready for some serious laughs, folks. This ain't your grandma's tea party.
- Grab your bourbon, 'cause Ron White likes a good night out.
- Just be ready to laugh!
Get your stubs now, 'cause this ain't gonna last long.
Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast
Ron White was a legend when he decided to ridicule some of Hollywood's biggest names in his special, "Burning Down the House: A Ron White Comedy Roast." The crowd was packed and ready for laughter. White didn't disappoint. He went after celebrities like a rabid dog, delivering insults that were both cutting and clever.
- His material was so good, it left the audience gasping with laughter.
- Celebrities couldn't get enough of his blunt humor.
- If you want to see a comedy special that will make you, then "Burning Down the House" is a must-watch.
Ron White proves once again why he's the Emperor of roast comedy.
Get Roasted With Us (About Ron)
Prepare for a night of side-splitting fun as we gather to disparage the one and only Ron! This ain't no birthday party, folks. Get ready for some brutally savage roasts that will leave you crying. Our lineup of stand-up stars is packed with punchlines sharper than Ron's poker face.
- Prepare for| shocking revelations about Ron's present
- Hold on tight for| the unveiling of Ron's most embarrassing stories
- Come hungry for| a night of pure, unadulterated laughter
This ain't your grandma's roast. This is a full-on celebration of Ron. Don't miss out on this legendary night! Tickets are selling fast.
Gin and Stories : The Uncensored Ron White Roast
Alright, folks, buckle your belts because this ain't your grandma's comedy show. Ron White's back with a fresh batch of stories, and he's serving them up straight, no mixer. This ain't a party for the faint of heart. Ron's going deep on everyone in sight. You'll be laughing so hard, you might spit .
- Prepare yourself| stories about relationships,
- bourbon
- the world.
Believe, Ron White ain't sugarcoating anything. This is the real deal, folks. Raw, uncensored, and gloriously funny.
The Ron White Inferno: White Hot Heat
Grab your bourbon and get ready to snort, folks. Ron White is back with his new comedy special "White Hot Heat", and it's hotter than a chili pepper. This ain't no family-friendly act, this is Ron at his most brutally honest, laying down truth like a hammer. He'll taunt everything from the human condition, and leave you groggy. So grab your significant other and get ready for a night of pure, unadulterated Ron White. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Ron White Gets Burned to a Cinder
Well, hold on, the crowd were in for a treat when they brought out that old comedian, Ron White. This took a turn for the hilarious. Those jabs were sharp! The whole thing was absolute chaos as Ron White, the self-proclaimed "Tater Salad King," tried to maintain some dignity.
He handled it like a champ, even when they went after his drinking habits! The best part was seeing his look of bewilderment as the roasters laid into Ron White Comedy Roast him. It was hilariously brutal and I'm telling you, if you missed it, you were robbed